Sunday, November 27, 2005

Rodents and I do not get along well

“Oooh. Peanut butter!” squeaked Timmy the curious mouse, poking his curious little mouse head into the springloaded trap’s airy and inviting opening. “Gosh, I sure do love me some pea --”

SNAP!

~finis~

Timmy is not getting any sympathy from me. Rather, I hope the two relatives of his that I encountered last Friday night already have met the fate of Timmy (or one similar to it), described in the Protein Wisdom microfiction quoted above.