Wednesday, March 29, 2006

More amusement

Because I couldn't resist...

How to make a Gollum

3 parts pride

1 part crazyiness

5 parts leadership
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

What do you mean, only 1 part craziness? However, that "do not overindulge" warning sure is appropriate... however odd that may sound coming from me, given the (entirely necessary) "Please do not be frightened by the occasional use of Gollum syntax" disclaimer in my sidebar.

How to make a Sméagol

1 part competetiveness

5 parts silliness

3 parts empathy
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

Apparently, not only is Sméagol nice, nice Sméagol is empathetic. That was news to us, precious...